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lifeweightsandpavement:

… That I want my ass to look like Kelsey’s…

May 23, 2013

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magic4miles:

Mother fucking CT Fletcher does whatever the fuck he wants

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May 23, 2013

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some vids from training yesterday.

i thought i filmed some decline press too but apparently not. Also my flies technique needs some adjustment. Also the radio in the background was annoying as fuck so i replaced it with some epic metal.

May 23, 2013

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welp

was just about to head out the door to my early morning PT session, and got an sms cancelling. PTs and aspiring PTs out there, this is why you charge by the month and not by the session, do you feel me?

so since i’m awake I’m gonna edit videos i made at training yesterday. try to contain your excitement.

May 23, 2013

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so someone from fat loss factor just added me on google+

i can’t even.

May 22, 2013

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farewellflub replied to your link: Enabling Body Acceptance

But Dave how will we keep people mediocre and depressed and sick if we encourage them to achieve whatever the fuck it is that makes them happy? Seems suss.

i’ll cover that tomorrow heheh ;o)

May 22, 2013

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# article

Enabling Body Acceptance

This was originally going to be called “My name is David and I am an ENABLER”, but who’s going to google that? Anyway, that’s what I do.

I wrote a post about body acceptance and it features Kelsey’s butt.

I wanted to call out “body acceptance” types for a while now, ever since I saw a really inspiring before and after with an explanation of all the health & basic daily activity problems that went along with before picture, but not the after picture. And there was a comment like “nooooooo you’re implying that everyone else needs to lose weight too if they’re the size you used to be, we should be teaching body acceptance”.

well i think that’s actually bullshit. If you’re having health issues that you can fix, you should fix them. If you’re not happy with ANY aspect of your life that you can fix, you should get out and fix it. No one is preaching “your shitty job and crap relationship acceptance” are they?

So this article is me talking about how I’m an enabler and what I do is tell people “you can, you should, and oh by the way here’s how for free” when apparently the politically correct thing to say is “just force yourself to be happy how you are”.

I also tell people they should eat pizza. That’s important too.

May 22, 2013

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fightblr:

madeofdoom:

improbablenormality:

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katonwolf:

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sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

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I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

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I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

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I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

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I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

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I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

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this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

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I like Disney, so I must be a kid.

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.

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I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.

I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.

I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.

I’m a fighter, so I must be a violent thug who couldn’t possibly do anything else.
I work security, so I must be dumb as shit.